Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli - Janet Evanovich
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. - Janet Evanovich
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. - Janet Evanovich
Nice dress. Take it off. - Janet Evanovich
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. - Janet Evanovich
Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there's a difference you know. ~ Finger Lickin' Fifteen - Janet Evanovich
Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula - Janet Evanovich
Babe! - Janet Evanovich
Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay," I said. "Be careful. He's insane. - Janet Evanovich
If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! - Janet Evanovich
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. - Janet Evanovich